Celebrity Poke fest!

Hey limpdicks & ladies!

New forum huh? Well I guess we will have to get going with an old question then! Vis:

Which celebrity would you most like to get jiggy with & why? Also, what dirty deed would you most like to do with/to them?

I'll start, shall I. I would like to get jiggy with Julia Roberts. The reason is that I believe that she is a man in drag. I would like to tie her to a 5 barred gate and suck her chopper until she screams. I wonder; does this mean that I'm a fag

Your turn sweetie!

No..not a fag at all, just someone who likes cock...like most of us girls do.

Anyhoo.. I would love to get it on with Jason Statham, that piece of man meat turns me on.

I would love to...tie him up, suck & fuck him, and ride his face .

Is that Jiggy enough?

Good God...how can I narrow it down to just one?

Awww, fuck it...I can't, why even try!??!


Okay..Billy Idol, of course. I'd like to suck his cock till my teeth fell out. Then have him just fuck me blind.


LL Cool J....quite possibly the sexiest man on the planet. The way that man licks his lips just drives me insane. He could be my first experience with a black guy, and I truly don't think I would EVER go back. I want him to eat it like a vulture, then fuck me senseless. I bet he has a HUGE cock.


why do I feel the sudden urge to masturbate?