This isn't totally Fucked Up, but does irritate me somewhat.
Pampered Chef, Jewelry Parties, Home Interior, Tupperware, etc....parties....I get sucked in EVERY single fucking time.
I went to a jewelry party tonight at my neighbors and by the time I left, I almost signed up to be a consultant. This gal made it look super easy and "look at the money you can make" and blah blah blah. I walk away from each and every one of these "Foo Foo" parties thinking I could seriously do this shit. Then usually hubby steps in and says "but you HATE most people" and that pretty much sets me back on straight.
However....I didn't make it out of there without spending $130 bucks and booking a party for next Febuary. Anyone want to plan a road trip to MO and come to my party? I'm gonna have to go to all kinds of shit this year just so the other person can return the favor and come to mine. It's a vicious fucking circle.